Your Family Farm

Your Family Farm

The game begins at Your Family Farm. You start in your room, and may go to the living room or your brother's room. Outside you can find your family.

NPCs

• Russell
• Mom
• Dad
• Rufus

Items

• A single class specific item given by your father: a pair of brass knuckles for a Cow Puncher, A briefcase full of snakes for a Snake Oiler, or A can of infinite beans for a Beanslinger.
• One out of 3 possible skills book given as a present by your mother: Desert Eatin' and Drinkin', Locks and How to Pick Them, or Mind Your Meat.
  • You will be able to purchase the other 2 at either Buttonwillow's Store or Breadwood Trading Post.
• A needle in the haystack outside.
• A puzzle cube found in your brother's toy box.
• Walking Stupid: a book you can find in the bookcase in your room, if you click on it 6 times.
• Some items from the Reckonin' at Gun Manor DLC appear on a shelf next to Rufus' room if you got them, including:
  • The Spider Ring
  • The Personalized Shot Glass

Experience

• Gain 1 xp by combing your hair at your desk in your room.
• Gain 1 xp by stacking firewood in your living room.
• Gain 1 xp by fiddling with the puzzle cube found in your brother's room.

Notes

• Leaving results in a credit sequence, and arriving, 200 miles later, at The Town of Boring Springs.

Gallery

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  Your room

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  Your living room

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  Rufus' room

Mad Libs

In your brother's room, you can read random math books:

Bucket	Formula
Book Title	An Investigation of the Laws of Thought: On Which Are Founded the Mathematical Theories of Logic and Probabilities Corpus Agrimensorum Romanorum Grundlagen einer allgemeinen Mannichfaltigkeitslehre Lectiones Geometricae On the Application to Dynamics of a General Mathematical Method previously applied to Optics Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica Solutio problematis ad geometriam situs pertinentis Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus Uber die Anzahl der Primzahlen unter einer gegebenen Grosse Uber die Darstellbarkeit einer Function durch eine trigonometrische Reihe Vorlesungen tiber Zahlentheorie
Response	How many different languages do you need to know to learn about numbers? I think this is about... math? Maybe? Just the title page gives me a headache. No wonder I never know what he's talking about. None of it makes a lick of sense to me.

When reading the bookshelf where you can obtain Walking Stupid, you can also read randomly generated mystery book titles in the following format. For example, a book might give: "Chester Drew and the Curse of Witch Bridge." Dad gave me this one when I was a kid.

Bucket	Formula
Book Title	"[FIRST NAME] [LAST NAME] and the [INCIDENT AT] [THE] [ADJECTIVE] [LOCATION]" "[THE] [INCIDENT AT] [THE] [ADJECTIVE] [LOCATION]"
Random Response	Dad gave me this one when I was a kid. I loved that one! I read that one ten times! I remember that one! Mom gave me this one a few years ago. Rufus liked this one as much as I did. That was one of my favorites.
[FIRST NAME]	Ben Bess Biff Bill Blanche Calvin Chester Clara Claudia Earl Edith Emma Ethan Gene Gil Gladys Ira Josephine Kit Leon Opal Pete Red Roberta Rose Roy Tess Victoria Wyatt
[LAST NAME]	Bobbsey Brown Danger Drew Hardy Jones Smith Swift
[INCIDENT AT]	Curse of Escape from Hero of Incident at Miracle at Mystery of Occurence at Secret of Treasure of Trouble at
[THE]	the nothing Seems approximately 50% chance if "the" is inserted here; so both "The Incident at The Butcher's Bay" and "Incident at Butcher's Bay" are possible.
[ADJECTIVE]	Ancient Black Butcher's Cabbot Cursed Dark Eagle Eerie Forbidden Forgotten Grisly Haunted Monster Old Rattlesnake Skeleton Spooky Terrible Vampire Vulture Witch Zombie
[LOCATION]	Barn Basement Bridge Cabin Castle Cellar Church Citadel City Gulch Hospital House Mansion Mine Outhouse Ship Warehouse